I'm a system administrator supporting
50 plus PCs. Many users create problems because they install unauthorized
programs, games and utilities from a CD or off the internet. How do I restrict
the user from installing unauthorized programs on their computer ?
Is there any software that I can use ? ....Please help me....Thank You.
Andy Sherman
Excellent question Andy, and one that has plaguing systems administrators for years. Up until recently the administrator had nothing more than reprimands to stop the employees from adding unwanted software to their system. Now, thanks to the wise people at Logitech, systems administrators now have excess to the groundbreaking StunMouse 2001.
The StunMouse 2001 uses a nickel cadmium rechargeable
battery or nicad that is self-contained and rated at 9 volts. Through
solid state microchip circuitry, it takes the 9-volt potential and steps
it up in two transformer stages to between 50,000 to 200,000 volts. Through
high-technology, the battery's 0.3 ampere current is reduced to a non
lethal 0.06 milliamps. The high voltage, low current charge is stored
in the capacitors bank until it's released by the unauthorized instalation
of non-approved software. The charge is pulsed at a low frequency and
is released swiftly through the StunMouse 2001 scroll button into the
employee's body, disrupting the user's neural and muscle function.
I'm sure you're beginning to wonder if this isn't and dangerous to your
employee's health and safety, after all, good workers are difficult to
find and expensive to train, but really, there is no need to worry. The
energy stored in the capacitors is dumped into the user's muscles at a
pulse frequency rate that tells the muscles to do a great deal of work
very rapidly, thus making the muscles work furiously, but not in an efficient
manner( ie: like checking your email). The muscles that take the charge
work extremely hard, but not together. This rapid work cycle depletes
the employees' blood sugar by converting it to lactic acid. This is compared
with doing exercise in a very violent manner, but the StunMouse 2001 causes
this to happen in a matter of seconds. As the employees' blood sugar is
exhausted, he/she is unable to produce energy for his/her muscles and
his/her body becomes unable to function. When the Stun Mouse 2001 is applied,
the blood sugar conversion occurs within three seconds, leaving the employee
helpless.
Employees caught on hidden camera trying to install unauthorized software. Without the use of the StunMouse 2001 they would have been successful with their installation attempt.
Note: Even after 50 shocks this
test subject's hand shows no permanent damage. The mouse is also in perfect
working order and meets all factory ready device specifications.
( Special Note: Employees requiring more than 50 charges to correct behavior
may have an undetected learning disability or may be suicidal and should be
removed from their workstation immediately)
Although the above grahical layout cannot be described technically a diagram, it contains all of the elements that one would expect in a diagram outlining simular information. The above series of explanatory photos and graphics follows closely the diagram standards as specified by The Center for Applied Instructional Materials and should be expected to contain all the functionality and information of a diagram.
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